Danielle Scrimshaw

Part Three: Flower Power

Before I could reply there was some sort of battle cry and a horde of figures came running down the plains. They took advantage of our confusion and circled us, pointing sharpened sticks at our flesh.

Part Two: Tinder Surprise

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a – lol jks it will end with us banging.

Part One: The Sacking of YOMG

Canned soup, canned asparagus, canned spaghetti, canned – ohmygod tampons.

Employee of the Month

Patricia was just about to ask if he had a Rewards Card when the man pulled out a gun.