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Australian PMs Ranked By Hotness

Danielle Scrimshaw on the unsung hotties of history class

pink fringe liquid stars

my body is nothing but ocean
and vivid black sky and i feel whole
she is somewhere floating behind me
solid and present while i am
nothing but liquid stars
she reaches for me and i sink into the womb

Review: We Were There

I thought, fuck it, I’m going to Midsumma, so and the hair remained.

Part Eight: And I Feel Fine

“Why are you carrying a pigeon?”

Part Seven: Land Down Under

You know that feeling when you wake up after a really hectic night?

Part Six: It’s Lit, Fam

“What is that? A barbecue?”

Part Five: Fifty Shades of Blue

I clung tightly to a Country Road bag full of onions, engaged in a fierce tug-of-war contest with the now crazed former Prime Minister.

Part Four: Wake Me Up Before You Row, Ro

“Is that… is that Tony Abbott?”

Part Three: Flower Power

Before I could reply there was some sort of battle cry and a horde of figures came running down the plains. They took advantage of our confusion and circled us, pointing sharpened sticks at our flesh.

Part Two: Tinder Surprise

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a – lol jks it will end with us banging.

Part One: The Sacking of YOMG

Canned soup, canned asparagus, canned spaghetti, canned – ohmygod tampons.

Employee of the Month

Patricia was just about to ask if he had a Rewards Card when the man pulled out a gun.