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Little Fat Lamb The Sixth Most Dangerous Creature In Australia, Studies Show

The creature has shot to sixth place in Australian Geographic’s annual dangerous australian wildlife rankings, Fuck There’s Some Scary Shit in This Country.

“How I sleep at night”: Exclusive Q&A With A Metro Ticket Inspector

2nd-year politics major with WAM of 52.5 continues to mock Monash students at every opportunity

Fresh from a holiday in Europe funded by his Liberal-voting parents, politics major Connor Johnson continues to stay in touch with his elitist roots by constantly reminding all of his friends that his solid P-WAM is equivalent to an 80+ average at other institutions.

For & Against: Wafflestomping

FOR by Darcy French. AGAINST by Alex D. Epstein.

University Square Possums Unionise After Council Threatens To Destroy Their Trees