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Review: Loveless

It is, of course, we all groan in anticipation of the cop-out answer, all of these. It’s a sad story about a couple of selfish people, Zhenya and Boris, and their pale child, Alexey who won’t stop crying. In one scene, Zhenya confesses to her new lover that Alexey has repulsed her since his birth.

Linus Linus Linus Linus

Linus! Linus Linus Linus Linus.

Family Feud?

What we’re proposing is a continuous game of Family Feud with Grant Denyer; one that only ends when Grant Denyer’s sanity does…

Badfellas

I swear this is not what it looks like!

Dip In The Pool

shark on the line –

Plight of the Hunter

Malcolm Y

Ever seen a film and thought it was good, but could have been great? That’s what remakes are for!

Schubert Dreaming Down the Tacuari

Вы никогда не поймете мою работу!

Review: My Feet Are Hungry

Peachy

I run home, which hurts my bladder.

Eternal Darkness of the Vengeful Mind

God, I want to eat Leonardo DiCaprio’s face.

Planet of the Grapes of Wrath

Oh no! A character from earlier threatening our happy ending!

FLASH FICTION: ClichÉ Destroyer: Kill a clichÉ. Kill it with fire

This edition’s flash fiction features the prompt: “ClichÉ Destroyer: Kill a clichÉ. Kill it with fire”.

Toy

A short story by Linus Tolliday.

Census Material