women

A Tale of Anxious Women
Mary Ntalianis

I meet Rose* at the place she can be found every Thursday morning, escaping the cold in her favourite campus café, laptop open next to a pint of coffee and bowl of edamame. She’s working on her Spanish. “I study languages,” she tells me. She speaks loudly and clearly, moving her lips like an actress; slightly dramatically – which she’ll admit – and often with a smile. “Spanish and Indonesian.”

18 September 2017
Soldiers in Petticoats
Mary Ntalianis

‘From Kensington to Billingsgate  One hears the restless cries! From ev’ry corner of the land: “Womankind, arise!” Political equality and equal rights with men! Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!’ ‘Sister Suffragette’, from Mary Poppins When I watched Mary Poppins as a child, these lyrics went completely over my head. […]

11 May 2017
Tips & Tricks to Becoming a Modern, 21st Century Woman
Mary Ntalianis

  WORSHIP SATAN Converting to Satanism is a fantastic way to prepare yourself for your journey to becoming a modern woman. Other religions are way too mainstream. Just don’t forget to shower yourself in pig’s blood every night. DATE SOMEONE INTERESTING Formulating a relationship with a man is overrated. Take your  dog on a date instead! […]

29 March 2017