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Dip In The Pool

<p>shark on the line –</p>

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a volvo that stinks of 17yo sweat and rolling up
to the nearest kfc because the servo didn’t have a place
for your pepsi cola piss –

and get your kicks
damp at 11pm with 2hrs driving to go
so you can sell fake pebbles out of crushed vitamins
to the aquarium

drunk dialling again – shark
on the line –

paddling through the parking lot
a fin shooting out of your wallet and a fishing rod
shooting in

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