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Man explaining Fight Club to you reminds you (for the fifth time) he does INDEED go to VCA!

Slogans and Nonsense

Secret Spaces: The University of Melbourne Food Co-Op

Mental Health Support for Young People During COVID-19 Not Enough

Suburban Mum Distressed That Neo-Nazi Slightly Mishandled Dog

A video featuring an area man named Dick Wiener (54) yelling racist epithets has recently gained prominence on social media. Wiener, whose arms and legs are heavily tattooed with neo-Nazi symbols, is seen enthusiastically making white power gestures at the camera with one hand while pulling a tiny Shih Tzu somewhat tightly by its leash with the other.

a brief coming together of bodies

Local Man Aghast After Discovering How Much Work His Wife Does Around the House

Local Student Perfects Work-Life Balance

2020 UMSU Budget

Every year the University of Melbourne Student Union (UMSU) passes its annual budget via Students’ Council.
Why should you care? 

The Place Where the Stars Have Gone

He tells you to meet him on level six of that car park tucked behind the shops. There must be nowhere else to park at this time of night. You don’t realise it’s the rooftop.

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