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Monseigneur

Elena Heran (writer), James Goh (graphics)

<p>IT’S A PARTY CRATE.</p>

Creative

damn damn
the voices
bumblebees in bubble bath
smack percussively against the sides
IT’S A PARTY CRATE.
bring it to your party
we will all know
you’re a wild and crazy guy.
so well-adjusted
this weekend evening is a winding-down
while winding up like tin toys.
begin again
catch the tram to work with legs like scissors
a honking laugh
and a small trim beard
“why yes, I am a HETEROSEXUAL.”
a swan modestly under wing
neat lined A4
LOOK children
this is how you live.
I need to take a nap