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Iryna Byelyayeva (writer), Jasmin Isobe (graphics)

<p>Iryna is back with a poem about wanting a break-up.</p>

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Could you

would you

make something explode?

Start a fight

       smash a vase

make me cry or

at least send a          nasty text.

 

Because all I can do is

sit and sigh

and listen to

bad hip hop from the 2000s.

Contentment is a curse                    no one wants a verse written in

pink ink.

So, would you

could you

break my heart, or

                                                         something?

 

I’ll be here waiting.  

 

Published: 8/08/2016 12:50 PM 3311 views

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