Why the Left Sucks: An Inquiry into Campus’s Most Hated Political Group

It is no exaggeration to say that The University of Melbourne is one of the largest breeding grounds for leftist thought in the country. For those of us who have been on campus–walked past the columns

Hey hey hey, it’s time to recap the Kooyong Leaders Debate piece

Poor Selina, she had to watch the whole debate.

The Aesthetics of Poverty – Why students at UniMelb are so keen to appear poor.

The discourse accusing this so-called ‘student aesthetic’ of fetishising poorness has surfaced within the past year on social media (especially TikTok) and in conversations between students on and off

Satire: Farrago Shuts Down; Honi Soit Now Australia's Oldest Student Publication

As of today, Farrago Magazine, Australia’s oldest student publication, will cease operations under the current four editors.

VCA Students Demand UniMelb to Commit to “Zero Tolerance” Policy

Students at the Victorian College of the Arts (VCA) are calling on the University of Melbourne to “commit to stronger policies and actions when it comes to sexual assault”, after the University ignore



The Picnic

<p>Something not quite </p>

Something not quite                Something not quite
right, just something quite                                                                    quiet
something quiet, kind of                       quite             something       quite something
something quiet            a kind of quiet            quite quiet                      kind of
kind of quiet        quite                             quite something                         right?
something right, no.        Something quiet.           Something quite quiet
Not right, not right, kind of wrong, quite quiet. Something.                     Something wrong
Something on, gone.            Gone.          Something quiet.        Something gone, kind of.
Gone kind of, gone.          Something off.            Something gone off.             Something gone.
Kind off. Kind of gone off.      Off, quite.          Quite gone off.          Something wrong.
Something quiet.
Something gone.

Farrago's magazine cover - Edition Four 2022


Saddle up! Farrago’s brand spanking new edition is here! It’s jam-packed with art, photography, news, non-fiction and creative writing; and it calls on you to “be the cowboy.” “But what does that mean?” you ask. Well, let the wise words of Mitski guide you… ”What would a swaggering cowboy riding into town do in this situation?”

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