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Schnitzel

<p>A lady asked me for a chicken schnitzel and when I went to get her one I noticed that it was shaped exactly like Australia.</p>

A lady asked me
for a chicken schnitzel
and when I went to get her one
I noticed that
it was shaped exactly like
Australia

I knew she would never appreciate
such a discovery
so on my way back
quietly
stealthily
I slipped and
it fell
and was replaced

Later that night
with the schnitzel
clutched under my arm
I took it into the study
onto my father’s map collection
onto Australia

My suspicions
were confirmed

The old bag
would never have appreciated
this discovery
as much as
I do.

 
Farrago's magazine cover - Edition Five 2022

EDITION SIX 'RETROFUTURISM' AVAILABLE NOW!

Our last print edition of 2022 is here! This wild, visionary edition is filled with burning nostalgia, glittering hope, and tantalising visions of the future, past, and present.

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