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Opening Night

LIGHTS! / camera! action! / theres something about staring at the sun the white burns / when they flash rhythmically

Creative
Red, blue and green spotlights crossing and overlapping on a dark stage

vvvvvvvvvvv

hhhhhhhhhhhh

hu

HU

fa

FA

FA

HUM

VVVVROOOOOOOO

LIGHTS!

                camera! action!

theres   something about staring at the sun the white burns

when they flash rhythmically

              rocking backforthbackforthbackforthbackforth

              updownupdownupdownupdown

                  STOP

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshut

music is nice

i like

hummmmmmm SNAP SNAP

hummmmmmm SNAP

and the bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv in my body

only for music

the other drumming id like to

seriously stop it im tryna think

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

            thats not inclusive but gentlefolk or esteemed bastards or guys or yees and haws or peeps or

            it doesnt feel right

Welcome to the show.

Thank you for coming.

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