<p>A lady asked me for a chicken schnitzel and when I went to get her one I noticed that it was shaped exactly like Australia.</p>
A lady asked me
for a chicken schnitzel
and when I went to get her one
I noticed that
it was shaped exactly like
Australia
I knew she would never appreciate
such a discovery
so on my way back
quietly
stealthily
I slipped and
it fell
and was replaced
Later that night
with the schnitzel
clutched under my arm
I took it into the study
onto my father’s map collection
onto Australia
My suspicions
were confirmed
The old bag
would never have appreciated
this discovery
as much as
I do.